Thursday, March 10, 2011

P J JOKES

1} Never be proud nor be depressed for what position you hold in life. Because, after the game of chess is over, the King and the Soldier go into the same box..

2 } JIYO USKE LIYE JO JINE KA SHARA HO, CHAHO USE JO JAAN SE BHI PYARA HO,
RAAH ME TO MILENGE BAHUT, LEKIN SHATH USKA DO JISNE BHID ME SIRF, AAPKO PUKARA HO..

3} Bets PJs
Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"
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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old HanumanTemple???
MARUTI 800!!!
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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
Kol-Kata.....
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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.
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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Mainesuna hai....
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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!

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