THOUGHTS

1}
Trust God, he knows ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will walk with you as the future unfolds.Don't trust the stars, trust the one who made them. Gud Day!.


2} Ansu na hote to aankh itni khbsurat na hoti,
Dard na hota to khushiyo ki kimat na hoti,

Puri krta khuda yuhi sb murade,
To ibadat ki kabhi zarurat na hoti.

3} Mat karo tum woh wada jishe nibha na sako, Mat chaho use jishe tum paa na sako Pyar har kisi ka kaha pura hota hai , Pyar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai.


4} Husband and Wife Relationships
My
apologies to those, not married.They cannot enjoy these.But read them
anyway to get you in the preparation mode!!

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That you were presenting me Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is
love; After marriage: It is self-defense

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can there be greater than this one?

My apologies to all those who do not know Hindi/Urdu for the rest of
the funny ones have elements of the Hindi/Urdu language


Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achhi lagti hay yaa aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari yeh mazaaq ki aadat bohot achhi Lagti Hay...

Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiyun bantaa..?

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kyan hoti hein?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahin bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shaadi ho gayei
thi.

Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!

Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5
rupey de de,Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.

An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.


How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Asad ke pappa
And then...
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ke main aaon?

Husband to Wife : Did you Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Main is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De

Thappar Maarnay par Naraaz Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar karta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahin kerti


Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Husband: You will never succeed in making that dog obey you!
Wife: Non-sense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble
with you at first.